Penulis: Ibon

DUH Ceng, nganggur teh enak awal-awalnya doang. Ke sananya mah ripuh. Alias nelangsa. Jangar. Nggak punya gawe teh, Pertama jelas, nggak punya duit. Bokek. Miskin! Kedua, nggak punya harga diri. Nah, ini nih, yang ketiga: Jadi beban keluarga dan bangsa! Kecuali Kamu menantunya Erick Thohir atau adik angkatnya Mark Zuckerberg baru jadi pengangguran pun aman. Tapi ya secara syariat juga nggak mungkin kali ya. Pertama muka Kamu kurang terorganisir, keduanya, takdinya nggak mungkin ke situ, wong keseharian Anda, mancing di selokan. Mustahil Ceng! Cari kerja di mana ajalah. Yang penting halal dan ada aktivitas. Biarin gaji cuma empat koma atau…

KUMAHA isukan itu bahasa Sunda. Artinya ‘Gimana Besok Aja’. Bukan ‘Besok Gimana?’ Kalau pake tanda tanya jadi ,’Kumaha Isukan?’ Nah, supaya hidup ini nggak dibebanin sama yang masih goib atau ‘nanti’ yang masih belum jelas, yasudah nikmatin aja hari atau detik ini. Besok mah gimana nanti aja. Atuh ngapain mikirin yang belum jelas mah. Kadang, yang sudah jelas pun bikin pusing dan jadi beban hidup! Aduh. Rudet. Hari ini, jalan aja seperti biasanya. Yang punya tujuan jadi orang gede atau jadi orang kaya raya, terus aja bekerja keras. Fokus aja. Urusan besok gimana? Ya biarin aja. Mengalir. Sukses atau enggak,…

SELAMA bernapas, artinya kita mesti siap melaksanakan apa yang harus kita jalankan. Semula, pengen jadi dokter, pilot, polisi, atau jenis kerjaan yang bergengsi lainnya, tapi ujungnya malah boncos atau nggak jadi apa-apa, itu pun harus siap. Intinya harus siap dan ikhlas. Nggak usah malah jadi kecewa atau pusing, itu malah bikin kita jadi stres. Dan pada gilirannya nyalahin diri sendiri. Bahkan tetangga yang nggak tau apapun ikut tersalahkan. Hidup ini soal bertahan hidup Coy. Bodo amat kita diposisikan Tuhan, di sebelah! Yang penting tetap hidup dan nanti sudah waktunya mati, nggak penasaran-penasaran banget gituh. Kalem aja.*** Ibon …

FAJAR MARITIM gagal lagi nyaleg di Purwakarta. Ya dia nggak lolos untuk kedua kalinya. Apes memang. Harus sabar. Bisa nyaleg lagi. Nanti tahun 2029. Pencalegan kemarin harus jadi pelajaran. Artinya, modal ratusan spanduk atau Grup Facebook puluhan ribu anggota saja ternyata belum cukup ngambil hati rakyat. Maka, apalagi yang diperlukan? Ya saya nggak tahu. Mungkin harus cukup uang atau ahhh pokoknya nggak paham. Intinya Fajar Maritim boleh gagal di pileg 2024, tapi idupnya belum pernah gagal. Kalau bokek atau belangsak ya mungkin. Bukan soal itu, tapi soal kualitasi diri yang dia dimiliki. Untuk kelas dewan daerah, Fajar sudah sangat mempuni.…

To understand the new fashion watches and other pro devices of chic focus, we should look to Silicon Valley and the quantified movement of the latest generation. Apple’s Watch records exercise, tracks our moves throughout the day, assesses the amount of time we are stood up and reminds us to get up and move around if we have been sat for too long – let’s not forget Tim Cook’s “sitting is the new factor” line. Diana saves Steve Trevor who has crashed on Themyscira. He warns her of the great war, World War I, raging across the globe. Wonder Woman…

Jungfrau A. Bietschhorn This region is a magnificent area with high mountain ranges, glaciers and is actually the most glaciated part of the European Alps. Visiting this area can be done relatively easy by car and if you want to go up, by train up to 3,400 metres above sea level, the highest train ride in Europe, the Jungfrau Railway is very impressive (and expensive!). The area is on the UNESCO World Heritage list because of its unique and wide range of flora and fauna and geological importance regarding the creating of the High Alps.

To understand the new fashion watches and other pro devices of chic focus, we should look to Silicon Valley and the quantified movement of the latest generation. Apple’s Watch records exercise, tracks our moves throughout the day, assesses the amount of time we are stood up and reminds us to get up and move around if we have been sat for too long – let’s not forget Tim Cook’s “sitting is the new factor” line. Diana saves Steve Trevor who has crashed on Themyscira. He warns her of the great war, World War I, raging across the globe. Wonder Woman…

To understand the new fashion watches and other pro devices of chic focus, we should look to Silicon Valley and the quantified movement of the latest generation. Apple’s Watch records exercise, tracks our moves throughout the day, assesses the amount of time we are stood up and reminds us to get up and move around if we have been sat for too long – let’s not forget Tim Cook’s “sitting is the new factor” line. Diana saves Steve Trevor who has crashed on Themyscira. He warns her of the great war, World War I, raging across the globe. Wonder Woman…

To understand the new fashion watches and other pro devices of chic focus, we should look to Silicon Valley and the quantified movement of the latest generation. Apple’s Watch records exercise, tracks our moves throughout the day, assesses the amount of time we are stood up and reminds us to get up and move around if we have been sat for too long – let’s not forget Tim Cook’s “sitting is the new factor” line. Diana saves Steve Trevor who has crashed on Themyscira. He warns her of the great war, World War I, raging across the globe. Wonder Woman…

To understand the new fashion watches and other pro devices of chic focus, we should look to Silicon Valley and the quantified movement of the latest generation. Apple’s Watch records exercise, tracks our moves throughout the day, assesses the amount of time we are stood up and reminds us to get up and move around if we have been sat for too long – let’s not forget Tim Cook’s “sitting is the new factor” line. Diana saves Steve Trevor who has crashed on Themyscira. He warns her of the great war, World War I, raging across the globe. Wonder Woman…